8 XXX : ConfusedBoners

I feel like this is the perfect confused boner. So many submissions on here are actually sexy, or just plain WTF. This, this is a good submission. Edit: it also makes me crave oysters...
I'd fuck it.
Geoducks confuse my ladyboner. Google image search it if you don't know.
A little butter and some heat. All it would take to shove my face into this.
This might just be the excessive food I ate making me feel like shit, but I felt sick looking at this which hasn't happened in quite some time. Good job
An oyster with a clit.
[A "good" video...](http://videos.howstuffworks.com/discovery/30818-dirty-jobs-geoduck-video.htm)
First one I've ever seen I actually wanted to eat.