8 XXX : ConfusedBoners

If it's someone's fetish, it's Howtobasic.
Frank's Red Hot: you really CAN put that shit on anything
I have never been so prepared to die. I'm driving 60 down the road and if I die, all good. Seriously, when they check my phone to see if I was texting, I want them to see this. I'm not suicidal, just ready and if this could be a psa about driving and using your phone, I would have accomplished more than I ever could in life. Thank you.
Chubbed up a little bit
Welp, add that to the many images in my life that I can't unsee.
That stove's way too hot for eggs.
Eggslut
Walking in on eggshells.
My boner just died.
Humpty Damnty
This is my new fetish