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[I'm always playing by myself.](http://i.imgur.com/zTtTI0L.jpg)
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I volunteer as tribute!
Can you play Grand Theft Auto on that thing?
Dibs on next.
As long as I don't have to use a crappy third party controller. I'm not even sure if that's inuendo...
You should invite me. I've been feeling alone, wanting someone else to play with
I'd love to be your player 2.
You're really cute!
*hits Start* Hello!
You were already perfection incarnate, but now I see you've got a Super Famicom controller tattooed on you??? I'd love to come play you...
OMW.
I'd even play as Luigi for you haha
you are fcking gorgeous!
i will play with you any time anywhere
Now for the hard question, how on earth do I become player 2 :P
Where do I insert my coin?
I would play some hardcore with you. Stunning ma'am Brilliant
you're joystick seems a bit fragile for my big hands ;D
Player 2 has entered the game...
I would love to be player 2 if you want.
I'm game!