8 XXX : bikinis

People always ask me what my ideal superpower would be. I always tell them, "Multiple Simultaneous Projectile Homing Penis Deployment System". Because MSPHPDS is a terrible acronym I usually just refer to it as "the Clinton Contingency". Sadly, the rest of this gif, which depicts experimental prototype testing of said system has not yet been declassified.
God bless you, hero.