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Who doesn't remember Poison Ivy 3?
She's my sister. She's my sister. She's my sister.
True story: she grew up with friends of mine, and in between Poison Ivy 3 and Earl, she came to hang with us at our college. Several of us stayed up late drinking, listening to music and soaking up her C-List celeb status. She got high af, was convinced a friend with a guitar was the next superstar (she was going to tell her manager), and then she ended up sleeping with my buddy. Best details: Friend that slept with her was a senior with zero game. Until that night. Her jeans were of the significantly-ripped variety, and delightfully highlighted the bottom fold of her rumpus. In preparation of her visit, we had all screened PI3 to figure out who she was, and that shit was close to porn. Glad she hit a run on a good show, she was pretty cool, and basically played herself on Earl.
That must've been ages ago...
She looks better now.
You mean Margot Robbie?
My name is earl... yep brb
She always reminded me of Shyla Stylez.