Annnnnd now I've got a new sub reddit to fap to.
"I'll be busy soon enough."
or
"Heroes never die! ... For a price."
I'll take shots from that med-gun
Maybe it's because I'm at a [6] but goddamn, this caption was funny.
Imagining a wounded soldier on the ground, bleeding out, and suddenly he sees what looks like an angel. "Medic!" He cries out feebly. "I need a medic, please!"
Mercy walks over. [insert title]. [Whips out massive schlong].
the balls are so teenie weenie it throws off the scale
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"I'll be busy soon enough." or "Heroes never die! ... For a price."
I'll take shots from that med-gun
Maybe it's because I'm at a [6] but goddamn, this caption was funny. Imagining a wounded soldier on the ground, bleeding out, and suddenly he sees what looks like an angel. "Medic!" He cries out feebly. "I need a medic, please!" Mercy walks over. [insert title]. [Whips out massive schlong].
the balls are so teenie weenie it throws off the scale