8 XXX : rule34

Oxygen is a pretty big slut, but she's got nothing on that absolute whore, Carbon. Carbon will "bond" with just about anything, if you catch my drift.
Look out science. The thirty-fourth rule has come to make it's claim
Actually, Oxygen is probably the female getting DPed by two male Hydrogens. Oxygen takes both their electrons inside her, because she is the one with two missing spots in her valence that need to be filled.
No exceptions.
H2 OOOOOOOOOOOH
/r/confusedboners
"What would you do if you were oxygen?" "That's easy: Two hydrogens at the same time, man."
I did not expect /u/doubledick (or whatever his username is)
This is what Chaos from Sonic Adventure masturbates to.
FUCKING WATER!?!?!?11?!?! The atoms in a molecule of water are having sex! Truly what r34 is about!
Alright. That's enough Internet for today
I don't have the words to describe how disappointed I am in humanity that this exists. Are there more?
I may have laughed a little to hard at this.
Taking rule 34 back to its roots