8 XXX : MassiveCock

God was like, give this guy 2x dick, give this guy .5x dick, it all evens out. I am the .5. Screw you mister extra dick.
Holy shit I want a video of you cumming all over please!
Jesus christ, when you fly on an airplane do you have to pack that thing in your checked baggage?
That is either a Split or a Half Wine Bottle. He is either packing a solid 6 or a solid 8. But no bigger than an 8. He is also lacking gurth as the Split is 2" at it's widest point. The rest is camera angle. Sorry to ruin it for you ladies. > Splits and Halfs: Some bottlers and vineyards offer smaller sizes equivalent to half of a bottle or even a quarter of a bottle. A “split” is a quarter of a standard bottle, holding about six ounces of wine. Splits are 7 inches tall and 2 inches in diameter. A half, as you might guess, is half the volume of a standard bottle, holding 13 ounces of wine. It stands 9½ inches tall with a diameter at the base of 2¼”.
1..2..3.. shoenice *slams cock*
No fucking way
I want it in my throat