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Teacher, I know you think otherwise but there's nothing wrong with my fingering.
If my childhood piano teacher looked like that, I'd be goddamn Mozart by now.
I'm pretty well versed on the piano, but do you think you can help me with my organ?
Reddit's capacity for shitty piano themed puns is endless. Keep 'em coming.
Guess we won't be playing anything in D flat..
Sorry for the mess all over the keys teacher.
[Kayla Love high def] (http://i.imgur.com/7EdgK.jpg)
[Kayla Love sitting pretty] (http://lotsofsecrets.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/kayla-love-nude-35.jpg)
I'd like to C her flat. Damn. "She's one I'd pay to C flat." Is much better.
Could you show me what you do with your fingers again? I'm a visual learner
I'm only playing the brown note...
I'd love to tickle her ivories...
[Here's a video of her.](http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xez4dx_kayla-love_redband)
I don't think she's really a piano teacher...
she taught me how to do "chopsticks" without my hands!
Spoiler: no one learns how to play the piano.