8 XXX : NotSafeForNature

A tourist was visiting San Francisco and walking around Golden Gate Park when he noticed a man hugging a tree. "Pardon me, but what are you doing?" Asked the tourist. "I'm listening to the music of the tree, man. You should really try it." Replied the tree hugging man. Since the tourist wanted to experience everything the locals experienced, he decided to give it a try. He wrapped his arms around the tree, closed his eyes, and put his ear to the tree. The local man handcuffed the tourist to the tree, and then stole his wallet and pants. A while later another man found the tourist and asked what happened. After the tourist explained that he'd been tricked and robbed, the other man kissed him on the back of the neck and whispered in his ear: "today just ain't your day, cupcake."