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First mate, then cuddle, then sleep
Something something poop deck.
I'd boat her. I'd boat her so hard.
/r/Boats_and_Beauties
I'd like to starboard HER port!
I can't believe no one made a seaman joke yet
I would commit major crimes at her behest.
Then what?
I am prepared for a life at sea.
I would catch her a delicious bass.
That diamond studded Cuban link anklet is dope!
Bubbles and shit
I am shocked that no one has stated "I should buy a boat"
And last mate if I have anything to do with it
Fuckin toes
>First Mate Implying there will be more mates. Excellent.
"...and last date" thought Dexter
Boing
You can be my first mate anytime