8 XXX : holdthemoan

Ask for consent.
Check for ticks ?
I’d agressively t-pose until you submit
#ONWARDS NOBLE STEED
Go full caveman on you and breed.
*dons fedora* I would gaze upon your illustrious body and comment on how divine you look and as a proper gentlemen, I would treat you better than anyone and with the upmost respect, M’lady..
I'd give you my warm clothes, some food and water. It gets pretty cold in the night out there
Activate Mad Max mode and consider it bait.
Help you look for your contacts
hmmm, probably apologize first (I'm canadian) and then I'd ask if I can take a picture.
Bone. Yea I'd bone.
Give it a hard smack as I walked by and see what reaction I got
I'd probably as if you needed somebody to hold the camera.
I would probably dive in face first!
I'd follow (birthday) suit and plank.
Start eating that ass
First rub my eyes and then check if you're a ghost.
Plant a seed
I'd probably keep walking and not disturb you. I tend to keep to myself.
Dick first tackle.