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How much money in tips do you think she makes a night? I bet it’s in the hundreds.
Who doesn’t want a little butthole with their beer?
That's how you get pink eye.
"How much head do you want?" "Absolutely fucking loads"
That angle is all wrong for that pour.
Does the health department know about this?
That's some ecoli shit right there
I would tap that ass. She would ass that tap
Ma'am, please get my fucking glass out of your asscrack.
Everyone is worried about getting pink eye... I'm just over here worried about her imminent yeast infection
That's a real shit pour.
Things I want: * to look at ass * to drink beer * to touch ass Things I do not want: * to drink beer out of a glass that has touched ass
That's how you get pink eye ?
Shes hot, and i never thought id be saying this about a hot girl.. but.. she gives too much head.
What if you weren't familiar with this bar and a male bartender started doing that. "Yo bro wtf??!!!"
Doesn’t she know that flu season is approaching?
I eat ass so this is top notch for me