8 XXX : NSFWFunny

Chicks do this shit at a party, but her husband prob hasn’t had a blow job in 8 years.
"Happy birthday but is that your parents crying in the corner over there?" ?
r/trashy would appreciate this.
The real hero is the artist that created that cake.
Oh, such a double standard - she gets to suck a cake off, eh? Ha! I stick my dick in one pie, just ONE, and suddenly it's "You're not allowed within 500 ft of any Chuck E Cheese". Hypocrites!!
Just go to the bathroom and stop the pee pee dance already. Geez your as bad as my kids.
"happy birthday mom!!!.....mom?"
She owned that moment!
/r/shestillsucking
How does that even work?
I would feel incredibly uncomfortable if this was one of my friends at their birthday
Delicious! ❤
Wow, that is *a lot* of confidence.
I love the lady in the stripes reaction. At first it's ,"hahahaha. She's so crazy" then it becomes, "omg, I can't believe she is still going" and then it's, "oh no, honey, that's enough, you're embarrassing yourself"
I WANT IT!
u/stabbot

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