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I'll say it. I'd like to see the erect version. Not a thought I expected to have today. But here we are.
OH MY GOD THAT MUST HAVE HURT
r/ATBGE
I'm not even mad. That's fucking genius
Man, is the coroner gonna have a field day with this one when he hits the slab. Definitely making the 'Wall O Shame' poloroids you know they keep....
Thats fucking stupid
I can imagine several women seeing that, then putting their clothes back on and going away
I think it's cute.
He should have done a giraffe instead, for when it's erect
Creative
I like turtles.
All in the name of hiding herpes outbreaks
What a legend
Oh I get it, shrinkage!
What's it look like hard
Wtf... why.
Did you mean short-necked?
Turtle must be cold...
Come on bro you should’ve known better what were you thinking now how are you going to make babies
EW.
This guy is turtly enough for the turtle club!
Someone should warn him to be cautious with pets
When it's cold his head goes into the shell
#saveturtles
Urgh...Im cringing
Wtf!!! Lmao!!!