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It's true! I was the Jalapeño seed
My last gf really enjoyed anal cause it gave her the most intense orgasms. It might sound like a dream come true for a guy but anal sex loses its luster once it becomes routine. Also, if the beverly hillbillies taught me anything, its that if you go diggin the backyard, you might strike oil. Sometimes you get shit on your dick. Sometimes its just a bit, other times its a significant amount that stops all activities. On one occasion where we had to stop and clean up, i shit you not, there was a corn kernel under my dick helmet. I never told her, cause its embarassing enough to dookie up the place, but holy shit was it unexpected.
Sooooo obviously a fake story
Syphilis is one of the first and most common STDs tested for. This is complete bullshit.