8 XXX : FestivalSluts

Two servers at my work were having a conversation the other day about guys that eat ass while I was prepping for lunch in the same room. One of them (who happens to have the cutest tight little ass in yoga pants) turned to me and asked "So, Kermitswingman, what's your take? You eat ass?" and I quickly responded with "What.....like today? Not yet, but the day is still young" and walked out of the room, perfectly on beat. Both of them started laughing like they were scandalized, but cute little ass girl has been flirtily smirking at me for two days now. Swiggity swooty.
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Love a girl who knows what she wants!!!
I'd hit her up for that.
Spring awakening, I’ve been there.
There's a cardboard sign in this photo?
I hope this is day one of that festival! Anything after that would be /r/trashyboners.
EXCUSE ME FESTIVAL GOERS, I NEED ATTENTION, STAT!
Me too
Is that a church in the background? So classy!