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Ten seconds I read this as dick pisss and was impressed.
"I'm on my way over to give you waffles and dick ... and I'm all out of waffles."
"Dick piss?" *looks closer* "Oooohhh."
Incredibly sexy ???
I can help you with the waffles. And maybe with the dick too, but I would prefer to have waffles with you
How about I make donut shaped waffles and put them on my dick for you to enjoy both at the same time? ?
I got you covered some on by
Leg’go my Eggo!
Leggo my Eggo!
pancakes are superior
My gf wouldn't let me dick her down last night so come over and have some cinnamon waffles and some fun afterwards ??
I have a waffle maker.
Leslie? Knope, is that you? You look fucking fantastic.
you've got an absolutely gorgeous body! 10/10 would make homemade waffles for you ♡
What would you like on your waffles and how would you like my hard dick my dear?! ? finally a fellow Brit here too!!
I'd bring you a mountain of waffles! ?
We can help!
Nice
Hey those are two of my specialties!