8 XXX : insertions

If there's anything I've learned from reddit it's that glass bottles and your asshole shouldn't mix. Though it is hot as fuck.
I cringe anytime I see a piece of glass get inserted into a body orifice. The gif of that Mason jar breaking inside that guy's ass has ruined any hope of me ever having a bottle insertion fetish. If you've seen it, you know exactly what I'm talking about. If you haven't seen it, please take my word that it's ugly and don't go looking for it. I need some mind bleach for just thinking about it.
beer enema?