8 XXX : HugeDickTinyChick

Well, if ever there was a candidate for this subreddit's icon...
Inb4 comments about how it must be sad having a big dick cause it can't go all the way in.
Now **there's** a size queen!!!
“I’ve had bigger”
Well hope she stretched out first.
My lord, is that... legal?
Interesting art on the wall.
Now this is innovation at it’s finest
This is shown in an art exhibit... but when 9th grade me makes this in Minecraft, mom takes away the laptop for a month. Unfair ??
This should be the most upvoted picture on this subreddit
So she says "that's the biggest penis I've ever seen!" And I say "I know, that's why I brought you to the Penis Museum, where tickets are a thousand dollars." -Dwight K. Schrute
That picture on the left... Looks fun
Hahahah! I NEED a selfie where we this is lmao!!
Imagine taking a load in the face from that thing
Goldmember?