8 XXX : ConfusedBoners

There's a Beaver Valley, Pa., and when we drive through it, it's all jokes and giggles in the car.
Why am I confused here?
Greater Detroit area... freeway I75 has an exit 69 that is Big Beaver Road... just saying.
I grew up in Beaver county, located in the Beaver Valley. I went to Western Beaver Jr/Sr High, home of the Golden Beavers. The next town over was just called Beaver. It's a weird theme.
Watch out, its called beaver vally because thats where all the excess wood goes. Trust me theres alotta wood there
Those post juices starting to grow mushrooms or what?
Well uh dam
Oh boy! It took me a hot minute to see why its NSFW
r/DesignPorn
That looks infected.
r/theyknew
There's a Big Beaver Road (exit 69) near Detroit
I work near here. Lots of people telling me they're from Beaver.
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