8 XXX : ConfusedBoners

I dont think I'm confused
City girls need vibrators; country girls make do.
this is literally just porn
That’s some serious r/lipsthatgrip
Gee, this pornography is making me horny for some reason
Completely understandable boner
That’s one way to get me to eat my veggies!
I really feel like anything obviously sexual doesn’t belong here. That’s not confusing.
I've had this video saved for like five years.
My only question is why is the eggplant so fucking long?
I saw this in church. It’s a good thing no one was looking over my shoulder
Hey it's the dick emoji
Can I have some sauce please?
How the absolute fuck is this confusing
I once had a friend send me a video of herself doing this with a daikon radish. I definitely fapped, but never thought about the vegetable all that much. After this, I'm afraid it might be a fetish.
r/eggplant
this is just porn.
Oh my ergines!
Amazing
tf her toe grows
*laughs uncontrollably while stuck in elevator*
what
This is making me hungry
Anythings a dildo if you are brave enough..