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The numbers Mason! What do they mean?!
Book of Samuel 2, chapter 11, verses 2 to 25, wherein King David sees the beautiful Bathsheba, sleeps with her (though she is married to another man) then sends her husband off to war to die so he can marry her legally.
Something that you won't tell to a bunch of fuckbois like me.
Were you born this day in 1991?
I've always wondered if it has something to do with /u/cinnamonmermaids
I couldn't tell if that was 2-2-25 or 2-11-25. 2/11 would be the birth of Virginia Johnson, the fairly well-known sexologist. Wait, why the fuck am I trying to figure this out. You are so hot, all the blood has left my brain...
You're a time traveler. A side effect is memory loss, so you have to have that to know what date to return to?
I imagine it's your birthday in Roman numerals
Memorial to relative born in 1950
I just realized your name was discovered backwards. It seems I have....discovered....your secret.....