8 XXX : GoneWildScrubs

24 y/o M presents with c/o tachycardia, palpitations and SOB x 30sec. Pt reports initial onset after gazing upon the ass of god. Pt states pain 6/9 at rest. Provoked by [dat ass]. Pt describes sensation as one of “incredible loneliness”. Pt denies self medicating. Pt denies PMHx/PSHx. Denies TOB/ETOH. ————————————————- Dx: Pt presents with a case of the horny. ————————————————- Treatment Plan: 1) Pt educated on home self pleasure plan. 2) A cold shower. 3) Specialist referral: contact number [u/lc0334563, what’s your number?] *Nothing else follows*
Mind if I smack your ass for starters ? ??
I'll keep you company but we'll need a place to get those scrubs off you
I will be there just tell me when and where!