8 XXX : Afrodisiac

"How the hell did you get into my apartment?"
_ask consent_
Since I'm obviously dreaming, I might as well just stab myself in the thigh with a fork.
Ask her if I was drunk last night and if I’m in the wrong apartment.
Say good morning to my wife of course
Make her breakfast.
Thank her, the help her up on the counter...
Drop dead of a surprise heart attack/too-sudden boner
Pick my jaw up from the floor
Make us breakfast... I throw down
Bow.
Walk into the kitchen? Oh look at you, with your... House.
Wait for verbal consent
Immediately cum and then show myself out.
Immediately get ready to eat breakfast, if you what I mean
Well, don't just stand there looking pretty, coffee is in that cupboard and I like my eggs scrambled. I'll be in the shower.
Sauce?
Get to fuckin’
I pause and recognize there *is* a God....
This is not my beautiful house. This is not my beautiful wife!
Name
Uh...how did you get in here? I don't have any game to score a woman like yourself.
tell her stop playing with all those clothes on and come back to bed.