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Finally porn has peaked
r/unexpected
excuse me what the fuck
From "La Cuisine de Paul" with Paul Delay, Ethan Duval, and Leo Fontaine.
REALLY RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY SALAD?
I didn't realize what was going on until the second loop. Thought I was on a different sub.
My first thought was "that is some horrible cutting technique" and then "oh"
The way he is cutting bothers me way more than the cucumbers coming out of the guy's ass. Tuck your fucking fingers in or lose one.
omg I'm crying.
Dont let men.com see this
Huh
This is hilarious
That looks like a very handy cucumber holder; I should get a few
I love the avante garde stuff
We should talk about his knife skills though :/
r/TIHI
"The recipe called for lukewarm cucumber, so I called over Luke..."
# DISGUSTENG You **do not** slide away the excess you've cut with the cutting edge of the knife, it dulls it and shortens the lifespan of the knife. I get that its porn, but that's no excuse for poor kitchenware treatment
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