8 XXX : Objects

Kind of related but as a kid I remember the sunday night sex show with Sue Johansen and this is BAD! Sex under water is bad too. Blowing air into the vagina is even worse. This kind of reminded me of the day they opened the Giant waterpark in my town. The biggest water slide ever the SKYSCREAMER! They told me to cross my legs. I did for about 2 secs then panicked as the spray from my feet blinded me. I uncrossed my legs fora half second and instantly felt like i had to fart. I got to the bottom and took about 4 steps out of the pool and ripped what i thought was just a fart. I filled my spandex swimming trunks (early 80s) with poo water and left a stain on the ground. I was like 8, I didnt even know what happened but all the girls saw. I dont think ive been back since.
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Source?
Where can I get that water fountain from for my garden?