I couldn't resist... and managed to pull this off! I know it's very soft and not very guro-y, but that's in preparation for what's to come ;) which is of course this: [https://www.reddit.com/r/guro/comments/eiqthn/keychain\_girl/](https://www.reddit.com/r/guro/comments/eiqthn/keychain_girl/)
What are the sizes of these things? They're supposed to be for key chains, so that would imply that they're really small; but this says that they have to messaged and fucked regularly, which would imply that they're big enough for an average person to massage and fuck without too big of a risk of destroying it.
I would like to apply for the job of chief elf-fucker
I really like that product description and I'd live to see more
Kobe elf
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What are the sizes of these things? They're supposed to be for key chains, so that would imply that they're really small; but this says that they have to messaged and fucked regularly, which would imply that they're big enough for an average person to massage and fuck without too big of a risk of destroying it.
I would like to apply for the job of chief elf-fucker
I really like that product description and I'd live to see more
Kobe elf