8 XXX : leotards

Whoa
I should drown more often. In^the^vicinity^this^lifeguard
Save a whistle, blow a lifeguard.
What a doll!!!!
Where do I sign up to marry this girl?
I remembered that optical illusion where a woman's face seemed to be smiling if shown upside down but turned into a witch's face when flipped. I wondered: 1: If you flipped this picture horizontally, would she look different? 2:Why don't cell phones have a feature that let's you easily flip the image so that we can see that she is, indeed, a guard? The answer to 1 is yes, but not in a witchy way. However, this being Reddit, I could start a whole ruckus by saying that I prefer the left lip to be the one that slightly curves up.