8 XXX : TotallyStraight

How the fuck is life *THIS* unfair? God, can you even imagine what that guy's life is like? Dog died? Just check out your cock in the mirror and everything's better. Job got outsourced? Just check out your cock in the mirror and everything's better. Feeling just a tiny bit lonely? Post a pic of your cock online and have men, women, and everything in between throwing themselves at your feet. Nah, but . . . I mean . . . No, I'm totally happy with what I'm packing, don't get me wrong, I mean . . . Okay. No. FUCK YOU MOM AND DAD AND THESE FUCKING "AVERAGE DICK" GENES YOU STUCK ME WITH, ASSHOLES!
I bet he can hammer nails with that thing.
Anyone looking for more of this gorgeous cock (including him jerking off at work) here's his personal tumblr http://xxlkeiran.tumblr.com/
Wait whaaaa???? I mean... FUCK!!! Wow! Where do I find... Why can't I find..... FUCK!
manual labour is hard work apparently
So THIS is how love at first sight feels. Ouch.
How is this manly man not front page material?