8 XXX : TotallyStraight

Who needs some fixing done?
Nice jackhammer.
Fucking Gingers have some huge fucking pipes.
Huge hard tool and flaming red too, can my day get any better?
I see two hammers and a screw.
Aye, yo . . . not for nuthin', but uhhh . . . only one o' dose tools is, like, you know, what one would call a *legitimate* power tool. It's a Milwaukee, so you get a couple bonus points, but it's still just the one. The rest of dose ya got there would typically fall unda da category of ya *manual* tools or ya stereotypical "hand tool" moniker. Den of course, ya also got one of dem dere ginormous penises which would probably be classified as an oral instrument. Or, if I'm lucky, a plumber's helper. I got some pipes need a little reaming out, see. Just sayin'.
We're gonna need to see that puppy in action
I need you to screw me
Nice cock
I need some serious assistance, I need you to drill my hole, even the drills get stuck.