8 XXX : NSFWFunny

He damn near left the other girl out... She tries to creep in and get some carrot juice too. I think we know who he wants to TOFUck.
I laughed so hard at this. It's like, so stupid that it's absolutely brilliant.
You can tell which one he really wants to fuck
All I can think about is the knife slipping and him brutally injuring the girl. I'm not fun at parties...
actually I first saw something like this 6 years ago https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqrXWSG4OGU
"Wanna know how I got these scars..?"
Carukakke?
I THOUGHT THAT WAS ACTUALLY HIS DICK. I JUST ABOUT SCREAMED IN HORROR HOLY SHIT.
this deserves to go on CornHub
I thought it said *Vegas* porn and I thought no way in hell that's Vegas porn.
Filthy sluts. I like them.
Sauce?
Jokes aside carrot peel must taste pretty gross
OMG I can't stop laughing
The title should be vegan gore because he's destroying the carrot...
makes me wonder if vegan girls always spit since they can't consume anything from an animal.
More entertaining and useful than actual vegans.