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That slug vagina would be a risky laugh.
That's the Tinder secret. Act really easy, so you can get hundreds of responses and then only pick the best ones.
Rebekah getting right to the point.
the cat picture was hardly taxing.
maaaaan. every chick on my tinder is all "swipe left if you just want to hook up". where are these chicks when I'm swiping saturday night.
My cat like my Amazon deliveries more than even I do, I understand.
I know number 2 pretty well, this doesn't scratch the surface. Nice girl though.
I guess I need to get on this Tinder
Ah the ever so illusive snail trail
> ...so I can rub my goopy vagina across my kitchen floor... DIY slip'n'slide?
Imgur mobile gives a chinese/japanese forum
Shouldn't her name just be Dunc for that lame joke to work?
That second chick doesn't know Drake's lyrics in "Only" and she has no booty to twerk... -_-
Good thing I live in Toronto
What hoes.