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This is kinda dick-ish
This might be how you win this year, but you are gonna get murderized next year.
I got a coworker really good like this a few years ago. I posted an M4M add on Craigslist Las Vegas that said something like "I'm staying @MGM Grand and looking to get stuffed before heading home tomorrow . I'm a size queen so text a pic of what you're packing so you don't waste my time " His phone blew up with dicks all night.
Alright alright, these two love to do shit like this, all in good fun, and who doesn't love getting a new phone number
This is how you lose friends.
*Typical Surrey'ian.* *Love, Toronto.*
Better safe than surrey
The sad part was the guy gave out like 20 of those handjobs before he thought, "Wait, there's no real reason for me to go through with this part."