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Never thought I would purchase something on this subreddit. I'll report back with how it is
I just ordered a "Guybrator" and it will be delivered in disguise with all the fiance's Christmas presents that she's not allowed to look at. Not sure why I'm telling you this.
One of the comments on the site says it's rated for 500 hours and I just feel like ~$150 is too much to spend every few months.
I'm finding more excuses to never leave my house.
It looks like the tip is just getting smashed against the end of it. Would that be pleasurable? Full disclosure: I don't have a penis.
this looks like it hurts
[I'll just leave this here...](https://youtu.be/8aqYkSYm-XM)
The batteries never die--it plugs in.
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But what if the crank arm comes off its mount and the rotational disc forces it to perpetually lance your knob end like getting stabbed in the dick by a junkie with a syringe. while there maybe a 1/100,000 chance of failure, the result is too dire, no thanks.
r/PKA
I still jerk off manually