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Former Domino's driver here. Drug tips are actually pretty common and almost always appreciated. If I recognized the address of a customer who tipped in nug I always took their order first.
In college, we tipped a Dominoes dude by smoking him out at around 2:00am and after he left we realized we didn't order enough pizza and had to get more. Called up and a different dude answered and said they were closed. We go, "But the guy was just here!" He goes, "Wait, this is 64th St.?! Give me 10 minutes."
Umm, Domino's... if you cracked down on your delivery drivers you would have no delivery... just sayin'...
Good guy black dude: actually offered some sort of gratuity *and* looking out for his brother from another mother.
Who could possibly think of eating pizza while wired?