8 XXX : NSFWFunny

This gif makes me feel inadeqate.
What? She tripped, fell, landed on his dick?
That's gotta be Danny D
Watching this made me anxious. I don't have a dick, but I can't imagine accidentally whacking it against the jagged tree bark at top twirling speed would feel super awesome. I might be wrong though.
[Source, gif @ roughly 2:10](http://www.xvideos.com/video18260007/hide_and_cock_seek_misha_cross_and_danny_d)
Good ol Misha Cross.
Have you noticed that the girl turns her head in the direction opposite than the penis does. It is very dangerous to do that. She would have had her vertebrae broken.
how do you transition from kid sized genitals to freak show dick? Serious question
The Wilderness Survival Dick 2000. * Tent pole. * Emergency fishing rod. * Hiking stick. * Small game club. * Bear self defense.
thats so big its kinda terrifying
How do I get a job writing scripts for these? Seriously, I need a side-gig so I can seem mysterious.
Lol source?
lol,
Feel like its less hypnotizing when I do it