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Behind the Dead Sea Scrolls, even farther back in that Palestinian cave, more books were found. It turns out that God was an Engineer, as these new old volumes are clearly God's Engineering Logbooks. Upon reading them, it turns out that **Eve was created first!** It's clearly in God's Log. Not only that, but she was a prototype. Engineers do that. Eve was beautiful. She was tall, and lithe, and had long golden hair. She had two arms, and two legs, and three breasts. She was a truly a sight to behold. God spoke to Eve -- they did that a lot in those days. "Eve," He said, "is there anything we could do to improve this model?" "Yes," she replied, "if you could remove this middle breast, that would be a good thing." And it was so. And Eve was even more beautiful than before. Eve spoke to God, as she was wont to do; standing there, with her left hand on her hip, and holding the now-removed breast in her right, she said, "Dear Lord, what shall I do with this useless boob?" And God created man.