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I dunno it's kinda creepy looking. Pretty sure I'd rather just stare at non lit tits.
Brings a whole new meaning to the word fleshlight.
When I was 11ish and American Pie had just come out and I had became familiar with the term Milf, I slowly realized my best friends mom was the exact definition of a milf. Anyways, she had recently got implants and I was staying over one night and walked into the bathroom and lo and behold there she was doing this with her glorious new boobs. It. Was. Awesome. It was my OG fap material.
Real tits?
Now I'm at work, searching for our flashlight...
I tried this on my wife...did not work very well at all. Those in the picture must be fake.
Reminds me of that Val Kilmer movie...
Wait... I wonder if this man has just invented a new form of screening for cancer!
just an fyi that is a dude, his friend bet him something like 100k that he wouldnt get breast implants, and he won. Also another 50k a year if he left them in, it was on a discovery channel thing