8 XXX : NSFWFunny

If I saw a buttplug used as a wine stopper while visiting friends, I'd find new friends.
Not enough people in america use dick shift these days.
Seems more useful than half of what I've seen in r/lifehacks.
I too, have no friends.
That dicky doorstop hurts to think about.
Seems like dicks are more useful
For some reason, I don't think that last one would work. Unless they're a lot less floppy than I've seen
yeah, im not doing any of this
That drain stopper is not a bad idea.... I bet my kitten would have a hard time pulling that out of the hole
Started laughing at the towel holder, still haven't stopped.
That second one...Ack.
I know what I'm doing next April fools