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Wait seriously? I got this gifted to me and its green i never knew it was used for this
..do those.. Feel good?
Oh god my parents had one if those as well.
That's OK, as a kid when I was home alone, I'd search for Christmas presents near the holiday. Found a candle stuck into a piece of pvp with ceran wrap around it in my mom's top drawer (she had been single since I was 2, I was maybe 9 at this point), and I wondered all the way until Christmas if I was going to get presents, because I knew candles had something to do with Jewish people, and they didn't celebrate Christmas.
the fuck is optus?
Is it for a vagina or a penis? How do you use it? It doesn't look terribly pleasant.
This is just beautiful.