8 XXX : NSFWFunny

I'd tap that
That's more like a douche... Also, let's hope it's not a place where they do fracking.
Wish, I was a girl so I could go around fucking random objects.
thats a new one.
"Hey honey, can you get me some water?"
Ouch?
This is the first time in my life that I've wanted to be a faucet more than anything
Source or gtfo...
That's not a Brita filter.
That's despicketable
Expected butthurt americans here. (yeah, the joked would work better if it was in her butt...)
She must've been *craving* the D. *Craving*!