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never settle for anything less than [gold](http://gfycat.com/PinkColdDolphin)
It's not coming off! Rub harder!
[SOURCE,](http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=676560965) welcome to the future gentlemen.
As a dude, I always think...what about the sand? Ya know? Like when you see girls rolling around in the sand in porn or otherwise, doesn't it get inside the twat? And how would you get it out? So the same goes for that paint, would that be a pain in the snatch to get out of there? So the next guy she screws, is he going to pull out to blow it on her face and have his dick come out silver? These are the things I think about at 10 pm on a Wednesday.
Silver Squirter
She'll ride that orgasm to Valhalla, shiny and chrome.
I'd silver SURF THAT PUSSY!!! AM I RIGHT?!?! EDIT: A little Comic geek humor for you.
It's the T-1000 masturbating.
SHINY AND CHROME
The new bond film, "Silverfinger". Starring whoever this actress is as "Pussy Galore" (i couldn't think of anything more parodic than the real name)