What's worse: he can't get it up or can't get it in?
He just wants to get off. Not solve a puzzle.
Man it's been a while since a part on here was legitimately funny. Good for you, OP.
I've seen that video. The woman is hot and bendy, but the guy utterly disappoints. The scene had so much potential but he spoilt it completely.
He's trying the very best he can
He's trying to pick a lock with an earthworm.
I hate it when that happens.
Reminds me of the awkwardness of trying to have sex in a shower.
[Well, no help for it...](http://i.imgur.com/OET2QAx.jpg)
Reminds me of the recurring gag on That Mitchell and Webb Look where they would recreate a reality show and break character and have one of the guys start yelling about how ridiculously unrealistic everything is.
"I mean look, we're in the middle of a hardwood floor, there's no furniture around. This is just massively uncomfortable for all parties involved. How am I meant to stick my cock in her, anyway? It's too high to kneel, too low to stand up!"
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He just wants to get off. Not solve a puzzle.
Man it's been a while since a part on here was legitimately funny. Good for you, OP.
I've seen that video. The woman is hot and bendy, but the guy utterly disappoints. The scene had so much potential but he spoilt it completely.
He's trying the very best he can
He's trying to pick a lock with an earthworm.
I hate it when that happens.
Reminds me of the awkwardness of trying to have sex in a shower.
[Well, no help for it...](http://i.imgur.com/OET2QAx.jpg)
Reminds me of the recurring gag on That Mitchell and Webb Look where they would recreate a reality show and break character and have one of the guys start yelling about how ridiculously unrealistic everything is. "I mean look, we're in the middle of a hardwood floor, there's no furniture around. This is just massively uncomfortable for all parties involved. How am I meant to stick my cock in her, anyway? It's too high to kneel, too low to stand up!"