8 XXX : NSFWFunny

Virgin walks into their doctors office and says "I think I got an STD from washing my hands" doctor says "Dont be silly. you have to have sex to get an STD." Virgin says "I swear Ive never had sex!" Doc "Look if your not going to be honest with me your going to have to leave." Virgin storms out. Later the doctor has a revelation while browsing Reddit.
I can't believe how turned on I am by this.
I tried that but my roommates got pissed.
But how does it fit around the Brita attachment?
Who wants to drink from the fire-hose?
NSFW Pfft...I like my women "Industrial Clean!" http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=0c5_1401921723
Howie Mandel would be fucking disgusted by this post.
Can we start calling people douche faucets now?
well.. i was thirsty..
was just on /r/WTF
With that ass, it would never be dirty, as I'd lick it clean every night.