8 XXX : NSFWFunny

I don't know why but that scared the shit out of me.
Seems like the beginning of an infomercial "don't you just hate it when you wake up for a tinkle and your dick just falls off?"
/r/unexpected
Detachable Penis https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byDiILrNbM4
ahh finally back home http://i.imgur.com/Wj8rRTU.gif
Where do I buy this?
haha I wasn't excepting that.
He ate to much gluten..
Looks like someone lost their [Wizzinator](http://www.thewhizzinator.com/).
Or better yet, the doctor.
See kids that what happens when you smoke marijuana.
Uch, this happens to me all the time...
My cock is gone!!!
Great song