8 XXX : asstastic

I want to blow into your belly button and make that brrrrrbbbbbbbbbbbththtthththr sound
So... I just bought some chocolate chip cookies from Publix (they're the best CC cookies in existence), i have a 6-pack of Red Bulls, I have HBO, I have air conditioning, 2 grams of shitty weed, 4 cats, intermittent wifi, 6 marbles, and some ritz crackers. I also have a raging boner. You should come over.
Damn there are so many things I wish you'd do to me while wearing those panties.
i like ur smile
Imagine the long line of genetic changes and mutations that arrived at all your lines, curves, and colors causing sensory activation in my brainstem, in my nervous system, and in my endocrine system, leading to increased heart rate and blood pressure, sensory alertness, mobility, and readiness to respond; all from 2 glimpses of that perfection.
Hey baby back that ass up in my face so I can make you moan!!
Let's skip the flirting and get straight to fucking
Care to grab a coffee and share some of Victoria's secrets?