8 XXX : asstastic

The key is to start with "I want you to hug me", pause and wait for the chance to embrace, and then softly whisper into her ear, "with your turd cutter." Makes the ladies' hearts melt so fast.
You can't argue with the guy's level of class.
I love your kissable booty :).
I think I just found my next tshirt.
Dat turd cutter tho
And they say romance is dead.
Turd cutter 0.o
Hmmm, never thought to try that one. He must be a dating coach unlike any other
This must be why I'm single, how can I compete when there's dudes rocking that level of suaveness and charm.
It is lovely. I second the motion!
[Dat Turd Cutter Doe!!](http://i.imgur.com/225Jg32.jpg)
Not sure what it was I just read there, but I'm pretty sure I'm down a few brain cells as a result.
Seriously? Turd cutter huh?
I'm not into turd cutter stuff, but I'll make an exception for you.
I like this posting format.
"Hug me like Mayweather"
Oh my god.