8 XXX : asstastic

Shove my hand up your ass, then take you about your usual day while using you as a sock puppet.
I'd tell you to put your fucking clothes on and get ready for church
Take this picture
I'd do a dialogue with your butt cheeks with my best impression of Jim Carrey in Ace Ventura.
I would stick my penis in your vagina.
Disappoint you.
This post is quickly becoming my favourite because of all the hilarious comments! :p
Prematurely ejaculate.
Lick you from asshole to clit
Spread your cheeks so I can kiss those sweet lips of yours.
That is certainly some thoroughbred pussy between your legs.. I know the slap is ridiculous when you pound it.
I would fill your ass with so much punk monkey juice and I would fart on you and punch you in the face with salami and Bologna and put my penis in your mouth and your nose
Wonder what you're doing in my house. Probably call the police.
"Ohh oo I'm about to dive in" -Trey Songz
I'd keep calm and call my wife.