8 XXX : asstastic

[poetic inspiration](http://imgur.com/a/E3SXR)
How about a haiku? Your ass is so nice. Perfect curves; I feel the rush. Please sit on my face.
With her skin so brown, And her hair like the raven, When she comes 'round, It's her booty I be cravin'
Here I sit -- down, broken hearted I tried to shit, but only farted
Ravioli, ravioli gimme some of that bootyoli
Its hard to find that piece of art, that is a sculpted thing of beauty. So I write this poem down today, I feel it's my obligation, my duty. To see an ass this devine, And not have words to say. Clearly the man is obviously dead, Either that, or gay. Victoria's Secret can barely hold, The treasure curvly bound. One tug, a pull perhaps, To free that lucious mound. You ass can create stirrings, Blaze a fire back from embers. In the words from the pirate king, "Yer booty shivers me timbers". :)
I think we all know where this is going. We need you, /u/poem_for_your_sprog